about Patriotic Jesus

 
 


The next time you go into a Jesus-brand church, any flavor, be sure to look up in the front where the altar is. You will see the flag of the United States of America.  It is a fact that Jesus prefers the United States, that is why the USA has declared itself the official nation of Jesus H. Christ.


Whenever there is a war Patriotic Jesus always roots for the good old USA, that is why the US has never lost a single war since Jesus founded the country in 1776.


Show your Christianity and your patriotism at the same time by participating in a war of imperialist aggression based on a pack of lies for Jesus.

Patriotic Jesus wants to convert you too...

about Jesus' Daddy

    •God Hates Barbers

    •God Hates Brats

    •God Hates Crustaceans

    •God Hates Fundamentalists

    •God Hates Mixed Fibers

    •God Hates Vaginas


 

Jesus is a 100% patriotic citizen